It's time to go to hell, bro'.

I was walking in the town -Chloris, I remember, because I saw lot of flowers ; Yeah I know it's a stupid argument. So, I said I was walking on Chloris, on a street, on the sidewalk -as I am not a car of course- and was looking for some music shop : I wanted a guitar. An electric, of course. I've starded the guitar at fifteen,  the person who teach me was a good friend (who has after been my boyfriend, and who is now.. my ex-boyfriend). I can indeed play some arpeggios, but I wanted to play news songs. Indeed, my embition is to become a rock-star. If I could, i'd like to sing and play the guitar because it's so class.
Coussin was staying at home, and the only thing he has told me was « Hayley, take an umbrella it will rain ». If you think I took an umbrella you don't know me. I hate when someone tell me what to do, I Do what I want !
So, I said, I was walking on the street. The sky was blue, the birds was singing and the grand-mother was sitting down on the benches to criticized the teenagers. Everything was normal. And Everyting could be normal if a young man didn't  catch me and bring me to the hell. Yeah. To the hell.

I don't know how he did that. I was walking to the right, and suddenly, a this man who fled something keep my bracelet. I did't undertstand what happening and, stupid girl as I am, I did nothing. Ahahaha. Don't laugh. I had just the time to see some guy who seems to be upset, hear « Go to hell thief ! » and a light came around us (the man and me) and teleported us somewhere over the raimbow in a dark place.

Distraught, I looked around us. I've always take a magical portal, but never with an unknow guy who seems to be a thief. Black, brown, red. It was not a beautifull place. We could hear some plaintives cries, far away, far away, far away... I tought I have heard a dog bark. Where am-I ?  I thought. And the little voice in my head said « Hayley. I don't know where you are but the guy  next to you is so sexy ! »
Certainly. I looked this guy and was noting he was undoubtedly one of the more beautiful man I have never meet. BUT. It wasn't the more important thing. I look him the the eyes and, calm, I asked :

« Who are you ? Where are we ? And why ?! »

Obviously, he had to reply, because... I am a princess ?

I was watching the man. And the more I was looking at him, the more he was impressing me. Indeed, I was feeling very.. Tiny, silly. You unsderstand ? The same feeling that when I met Arès, Hadès, Héra. Just the same. The little voice into my head was keeping talking « He is certanly a god, don't lie to yourslef ». I was hoping not. If I meet new divinites everydays, I'm doing to be in the book  « persons who had provoke gods and who are dead » and you know, I have never wanted die -I think it's unpleasant.

Well... It's kinda long story.
Ahaha. I was not what I was expecting. I prefer when I have really answers, not this kind of things. He turned around and I did the same. And I saw someting that I wouldn't have not see. There was an huuuuuuuuge monster that was sleeping in front of us. I swallowed. My face became white and I put my eyes in his. What the hell,why ? I thought. I squinted and noted he had only ONE eye. Far far in my mind, there are creatures who have only one eye. They are called Cyclops, and they are very dangerous, scrary, and load of words that have the same signification.
 C'mon, we have to get out of here before he wakes up.  My name's Eros. Welcome to the Underworld, aka Hell. 

I laughed. By stress, for sure, not because I was funny.  I looked at him, winced, and wispered :
« Are you kidding me ? -I looked around us- Eeer.. Probably not. BUT. It is a hidding camera or something like this ? -his face said no, so I deducted is wasn't- No ?... »
Of course, I was VERY angry. But, since I was little, when I'm angry, nobody see it... Therefore I chose the reaction of a « good and responsable woman ».  I was walking slowy and quietly, to the opposite direction of the creature who was seeming sleeping. If we was needed to think, we had to be in a safety place, not in a spot where it was a thing who could eat me and him at the same time.

We was walking during a long time, without a word or a sound. I was seeing my foot everytime, after all I had nothing to do and I had the feeling that I should shut up. I even found very interesting thing ! You know that foot are like boobs ? There are always a boobs biggest than the second. And for foot, it's the same !
So, we was walking during a long time. « What an unhappy scenery » I said to me. There wasn't trees, grass, birds or something like this. no. There was NOTHING. Er, maybe some pebbles. But who take care of pebbles ?

I stopped the silence, while we was walking, turned my look to him, put my hand on my hip, looked him in the eyes and asked : « And what  do you do in your life, excepting flee monsters  ? » I waited his answer before reply « And you have not see a better idea than going here... ? »
He had not the time to reply, the huge monster was chasing us, and the soil shooke. I screamed. He was runned faster than us -than me, it's sure, than the man I didn't know- and there wasn't hideout. The best reflex I had is put my hands on my head and close my eyes (Yeah I know it isn't the best idea I have ever had). I was looking forward hearing screams, howls, the sound of my head come off my body. But... Noting. No sound. I opened one eye, two eyes and saw something written on the body of the creature. I squinted and read out« You are an ugly monster !  And you stink of the mouth.» I eyebrows and said « Ow shit I'm sorry ! ». Yeah, It was me. I explain. When I'm effraid, sometime, my useless power write alone. And it is never a compliment, otherwise it's not funny.  The monster was looking at his body too. I backed, frantic, and wispered to Eros « I promise, I've never wan't to stir up him...We are REALLY in trouble, Bro'... »
The monster seemed to be upset. And I understood why.

What's wrong with you ?
The answer wasn't abvious ? All. At this moment, all was wrong. I was in Hell, with a man who was a fleeing-monster, I couldn't control anything and MAINLY I had an huge scary monster in front of my face. He said a scared « YOU... » and I didn't listen my mind which tell me to say something like « My name isn't you but Hayley... » or « Between you and I, they are « and », nothing else. » but.. It was not the moment. He said we must run. So. If I had.... I ran away, too hard than my legs could do this. Further I can remember, I had never ran faster in my entire life !
For the little story, I hate sport, I've trying all the soluce to be extempt of sport. Imagine, I might break something ! An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
I have an idea. -Okay, I didn't know if this was a good idea to listen him buuut I had no choice... - Stay here and don't move until I'm back, do you understand me ?
Eeer... Was he kidding me ?! Behind me there was an horrible monster who wanted to eat me, and I HAD to stay here ? I heard yours comments, « Hayley, stop turning up your nose ». But. It's the pot calling the kettle back ! He brought me here and I was going to be eaten before him ?! I didn't know why, but i felt like a dog : I obeyed. What was wrong with me ?! Except all. I don't know today yet.

However, he made what he had to make because he called me. I turned on myself and I saw the huge monster.. On the floor. I pushed a little scream and approached them discreetly. The first thing that crossed my mind was « I am in hell with a monster, and a monster-killer.. or killer and nothing else.. Oh shit I am in a very very sad situation... ». He (the monster killer, not the monster killed) said :
This arrow you have on your face, is one of my cursed toys. I like calling them like that. 
I smiled a little : I didn't know if I had to run away because I am with a man out of him mind of if i had to stay here because he is the only man here, crazy or not. I sat next to him and I kept listening :   I have plenty of them, but this one is very funny though.  You don't have to know all of its powers.  all you have to remember is that you will fall in love with the one who'll take it out.  Any more questions before we leave ?
« Mmh... no. Or, maybe, one. There are people here who are nice enought to help him ? If anybody help him, he will lying here for.. a long long looong time ? It's so sad ! Promise you will never do this with me I am tall, if I am on the ground... Understood ? »

I stood up and noticed I had pins and needles in my legs. I stretched and we kept walking in the dead-place, but a safe dead-place. Without cyclop, I thought, hell is almost pretty. And I was scarcely effraid. Scracely I said.
Which is fun with underworld is that the is nothing, and when suddenly there aro something, we see it immediatly. Of course, when it measure two metters... And it is snoring like an huge car. I looked up at is face and saw an huuuuuge dog. Everyting is huge in hell ! Why ? This is so unfear. I am an half-demon, I had to be half-huge. God said nope and I am tall. What an unjust situation, and what an unjust life ! Behind him, if we looked higher, we could see a door. Only a door.

I look at Eros and whisper :
« eeeh... How have we to pas, if he stay BEFORE the door ? And why there is only a door ?! »
I tought aloud. « Yeah, in fact Hadès is an god, but it is the only god who wan't to kidnap two half-god to bring a bic. So he could put a door with anything around exept a dog... What do you think ? »